As children, we’re constantly tasked with telling the truth, yet at the same time we immediately begin bombarding our children with conflicting statements: Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter...
Extreme Honesty a social media...
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Alexandr’s Strawberry Br...
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I just donated my hair to Lock...
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Happy Birthday Michael Patric! My youngest son is ...
Michael, Happy birthday son! It’s been 3 years since I first got to hold you and all of those beautiful moments in between as you’ve grown, learned and developed into one of the most awesome people I know. I’m so proud of you and of how big you’ve gotten. I’ll be coming up to see you next week and am so excited to give you your birthday gifts and take...
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An open letter to John Boehner
Dear Senator Boehner, You ran on a platform of “Where are the jobs” promising to make sure American’s get back to work. You had a plan to do so, you said. You won, and now we’re all still waiting to see your plan to get people working again, only you still haven’t shared it. You don’t seem to have one. It’s strange, I was raised to...
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A little song for the TSA :D
If you sing this while or are dressed as a member of the village people while...
An Open Letter to George Lucas
Dear George Lucas, I am pleased to note that you’re bringing your Star...
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I hate tea partiers but love the con...
So you “want to take America back”? Really? Screw you tea party...
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Fight or Flight Club
I’ve been thinking quite a bit lately about how my life needed a massive...
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Great Portland Experiment #2: What 5...
Welcome back to the Great Portland Experiment. Here’s experiment number...
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Learning from your past (Hole-y smok...
Ever find yourself in a hole you dug yourself and think, “self, how did...









