I’m a little fuzzy on how you all keep praying for things to happen. Maybe, I don’t know, getting off your asses, putting down the Christ on a Cracker, and actually fucking doing something might work better? oh and by doing something I don’t mean shoving your shitty Bronze Age myths down the throats of every man, woman, and child.
Let’s go through a quick list of how bloody useless your myth is:
1. Your bible is ludicrous and has rules against all sorts of things that make no sense: lobster? Football? Tattoos? Gay sex? But has no prohibition against rape.
2. You’re supposedly all about love yet what the fuck is up with “kill the muslims” bullshit. Yes many of you don’t espouse that particular nugget of rabid vitriol, but the majority of you also aren’t teling your fellow parishioners to shut the fuck up.
3. The world is getting steadily shittier as a result of you fucking numbskulls siding again and again and again with bullshit millionaires who cheerfully ruin the lives of millions just to eke out a few extra shekels. Protip morons, but your fucking book’s messiah has a whole section about how rich people aren’t good to emulate and in fact will go to hell for their greed.
4. That last one was a bit subtle for some of you folk (I’m looking at you you puerile asshats known as “young earth creationists”) so let me clarify: Your book literally teaches you to do the fucking opposite of how most of you are doing it (don’t be a rich greedy asshole ought to be a commandment in my opinion).
5. Most of you will see that I am an atheist and immediately stop listening, that’s fine. Those of you who do listen, congrats you’re just a hop, skip, and a jump away from learning the truth of your religion versus the truth of Islam (or any other nonsensical imaginary friend story): Read the book from cover to cover, study up on how your deity murders kids for teasing a bald man, demands that all of the infants and pregnant women be slaughtered, gets biology, astrophysics, chemistry, zoology, ….fuck it, pick a topic other than theology that ends in ology and assume that the bible fucks it up.
I’m not going to point out all of this in great detail right now. That’s for a different day. I just want each and every one of you to go out, read your fucking book, then think about how the hippy liberal peacenik jesus you imagine him to be, would look at you for all the boneheaded voting to subjugate and imprison people you disagree with you do.
In closing let me point out the insanity (and utter stupidity) of worshipping such a blatantly horseshit mythology (that is a mishmash of over 350 different religions that predate your particular “flavor”): Your god has no problem helping you pass tests, save money, get a winning lottery ticket thanks to your prayers yet does nothing for child rape, starvation, or slavery? Right.
I’m not very polite it’s true, but you try keeping polite in a society that has the religious right voting to take away a woman’s right to control her own body, to take away the right to be free from religious persecution, voting to go to war with members of another (and equally horseshit) mythology, voting to subjugate and discriminate against people for loving the same gender.
Final thoughts: for the .001% of you that are actively politically liberal christians fighting the good fight without taking every opportunity to proselytize & push your myth: kudos, I still revile your myths but to paraphrase your fellow nutjobs “hate the stupidity, not the stupid”.